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Caution Optional » Blog Archive » Respect my implied sheetmetal authority!!

Here’s a brief collection of my favorite traffic robots (after this one of course):

Robot safety signaling device
It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are complying with all current traffic regulations!”
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I like to imagine this robot chasing down some red light runner and ripping the roof off the car just before squishing the driver’s head between his bejeweled claws of justice. Then again, maybe that’s just me.

Traffic safety sign
Here we have little Jimmy (’Lucky’) Smith. If the image of this poor, crippled crossing guard doesn’t make you stop mowing down the little hellions as they leave school, then I don’t know what will.
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Personally, I think little Jimmy is on someone’s sh*t list. Like it’s not bad enough he had his right leg ripped off in some horrible crossing guard accident, but even that sacrifice to his duties does not relieve him from taking the 2:30 to 3:15 shift…

Traffic indicator
It’s like having your own personal police escort.
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One can only imagine the respect you’ll get from other motorists as they mistake your clever ruse for an actual midget officer of the law riding on your bumper, announcing your traffic intentions.

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